Q: Isn't Papa cool? A: You mean Chiyo-chan's dad? He's wierd, but cute.

Q: Come Osaka! We must save Chiyo-chan from her pigtails now! Nya~! *runs off* A: Yes! Her pigtails might eat her brains to get smarter, and if she got her brains eaten, who'd help me with my homework?

Q: what is the meaning,reason,and equation of the universe? A: 42.

Q: do you like boys? A: Only if they're brave enough to help me fight Chiyo-chan's pigtials. And it doesn't hurt if they like bread-rolls, too.

Q: Please........I am Ugoff. A: I'm sorry, I don't understand what you mean.

Q: Can I go to your window and sing 80's Love songs at night? A: Hell no!

Q: Y'know, you keep your mouth open a lot, yet your jaw never locks in place. Is this some sort of advanced Yoga technique? A: Ommmmmmm....

Q: Chiyo-chan, do you worry if people in harvard will tease you like tomo? A: The students at a prestigious university will be a lot more mature than Tomo. I hope...

Q: hey! wanna come with me to Okinawa?? i wanna eat....hmmfff...champuru! bwahahaha! A: Yeah! We can eat it in the *hmmfff* Osenmikocha. Ahahahaha!!!

Q: ummm, I broke the chopsticks wrong. Now what do I do? A: Didn't you listen when I told you how to split them? Didn't you?!?!

Q: Are you secretly a moose in disguise? CORNREAD!! A: *chews on some Spanish-moss*

Q: If you had 8 shoes .. Where would you put them? A: I'd sneak them into Yomi's closet.

Q: When you were drunk at the summer house, what did you explain to the girls? A: I can't rembmer. Anyways, I wouldn't tell something like that to a stranger.

Q: You keep chasing the floaty bits in your eyes. Ever caught one? A: No, for the are wily and clever.

Q: how come your breasts are soo big? A: *Blushes furiously*

Q: Can you teach me how to yawn like you do please? A: *yawn* I'm tired. *falls asleep*

Q: Are you straight? and do you take drugs? A: I have good posture, so I stand straight. And sit straight. And I sleep on my back, so my body is straight then too. As for drugs, I tried taking allergy medication when I found out I had hay-fever, but I'm allergic to the medication too. *achoi!*

Q: Why are you so dumb? A: Oo-WEE! Oo-WEE!

Q: Why is Osaka so dumb? A: Oo-WEE! Oo-WEE!

Q: Are you a Motoko's sister from Love Hina? A: *blinks* No.

Q: Sensei!! Yukari said that you made out with Kimura Sensei!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A: Why the nerve of that-

Q: How come everyone is asking you to marry them!? Whoever is asking you is sooooooo sick and wrong!!!!! A: Yeah, thanks for- Wait a minute, what's sick and wrong about marrying me? Huh?!

Q: If you can only speak Japanese Why are your replies turn up english? A: Because our wonderful, wonderufl English teacher translates them for us, praise be unto her!

A: Yukari-sensei, I do know enough English to understand these responses your traslating, ESPECIALLY when you're making them up instead of translating the real answers like you should be doing!!

Q: Your? A: Mine!

Q: What the heck are you? A: The wisest men throughout history have spent lifetimes pondering that very question. *nods solemnly*