Q: Osaka, who's ur bet friend A: "Ur Bet"? That's a strange name. I don't know who Ur's friend is.

Q: So, if Bruce Lee is Blue Three and Blue Five is Jackie Chan, then what is the code name for Jet Li? A: Blue Square Root of Two.

Q: So, who's got the best chest? A: A pirate's!

A: Dummy, not that kind of chest!

A: Mine!

A: *looks skeptically at Tomo's chest* Why'd you answer a perveted question like that?

A: Sakaki-san has the best!! *realizes what she said, then runs away*

A: *blushes*

Q: Are you stupid A: Cucumbers!

Q: If Sakai was a shemale, would you still like here? A: What's a "shemale"?

Q: Cabbages! A: O_o Are you sure this question isn't for Osaka-san?

Q: Cabages! A: I guess it is for me. Ummmm, I like some of those Korean cabbage dishes, I guess.

Q: Cabbages! A: Osaka-san, is that you?

Q: Cabbages! A: *firm nod* Exactly.

Q: What's the difference between a roving thespian and a raging lesbian? A: Hmmmm, that's a tough one. Kaorin, do you know?

A: W-Wh-Why are you asking me?

Q: I KILLED YOUR MASTER! A: What?! I'll go into the mountains and train, sitting under water-falls and wrestling bears until I can come back and get my vengence for... Wait, who's my master?

Q: Can I be your friend? We're a lot a like you know. I think. Let's get our act together!:3 A: So are you called America-san? Or Osaka-chan-san? Or are you Ayumu now that I'm Osaka? *gets headache*

Q: Do you want to travel through Europe after America? A: Yes, I want to travel to lots of places!

Q: what ur name A: I don't understand: Ur's name is Ur, so you already know his name, don't you?

Q: Were you horrified when you saw the kitty costume chiyo was in? A: Yes! She didn't look like anything from Earth when in that costume.

Q: which one is niko and co niko? is niko the one on top and co niko the one on the bottom, or is niko the bottom one and co niko the one on the top? A: It's "neko" and "koneko". "Neko" is cat and "koneko" is kitten, so koneko is the one on top.

Q: do u hate being naturally cool, smart and athletic? A: I like being smart, and I don't mind be athletic, but being cool makes it impossible to be cute. *sigh*

Q: *tickle* *tickle* A: Ahahahaha!! *blushes*

Q: In an RPG, which character class -- Fighter, Priest, Wizard, etc. -- would you choose? A: Lina Inverse!

A: I'd be the game master, so I could control everything! Mwahahaha!

A: A fighter, I guess.

A: A wizard?

A: Is there any sort animal-tamer type class?

A: A warrior babe. They're shapely and skinny, right?

A: A thief, so I could steal Sakaki-san's heart! *gasps* Did I just say that out loud?

Q: do you want me to tune up your car? A: What? Are you implying that there's something wrong with my car, buster?!

Q: hi. i'm flint and i'm 4" tall. A: *blinks in puzzlement*

Q: Kamineko, you're so cool and cute that I've made you my idol! May I be your minion? A: As an initiation rite, you have to bite Sakaki.

Q: Why Not? A: Because the giant cucumber said so.

Q: Sakai-san. why doesn't your mom just take medication for her allergies, then you could have a cat!! A: Her allergies are to severe for that; medication for something like that is too expensive, and by presciption only.

Q: Don't forget to eat your tomatoes Chiyo! A: I won't, I love tomatoes!!