Q: Onoooooooooo o noooooooooo o noooo osaka i cant see you no won can !!!!! A: Why can No Won-san see me if no one else can?

Q: HI lil boy!!! A: I'm a girl!! *stamps foot angrily* Boys don't wear their hair like this!

Q: are you an idiot? A: I think you're asking the wrong person.

A: Hey, what're you lookin' at me for?!

A: *whistles innocently*

Q: Is your hair really detatchable? A: No!! Please don't listen to Osaka-san when she talks about my hair.

Q: *gasps* You stole my hairstyle!! I demand it back! A: But my hair can't detatch like Chiyo-chan's. How am I supposed to give it back?

Q: Are you the walrus (koo koo ka-choo)? If no, why not? A: I'm not the walrus because I'm the eggroll (koo koo achoi).

Q: If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be? A: A tree? I'd... I have no idea, it's such a strange question.

A: A family tree. I've always wanted to know who my third cousin twice removed is.

A: Ooh, ooh! We just learned this in class!! I'd wanna be the Yig-day-sul... Yag-droy-sal

A: Yggdrasil!

A: That thingy! It contains the entire universe, so I wouldn't need my monkey army anymore to be supreme ruler!! Bwahahahaha!!

A: Trees aren't very cute. And they're even taller than I am.

Q: I see that you weigh yourself a few times, how much do you weigh? A: None of your business!

A: Yomi weighs-

A: *SMACK*

Q: My question is what happen if i join your class and have same personality as you,would you go out with me? A: What?! Me, a lesbian?! What gave you that idea? Now Nyamo on the other hand...

Q: Aww! I want to draw a picture of all of you people, can I Chiyo-san? A: Sure! As long as you don't give a copy to Kimura-sensei...

Q: What does your dad actually look like? A: He's really handsome, average hieght, a standard business-man's haircut, and wears wire-frame glasses. He certainly doesn't look like a yellow weird cat-thing!

Q: what would you do if i told you that u lived in a werid paralel universe created by pencil pens and paper! A: I'd use an eraser to eliminate Chiyo-chan's pigtails. Then I'd draw myself an endless supply of mellon bread rolls.

Q: How well do you think you'll adjust to America given that Japan (and the rest of the world) uses Metric units while the US is still mired in confusing, nonsensical Imperial units? A: I'll do OK. I can already convert from Fahrenheit to Celsius in my head, and it's at least three years before I'll be able to drive a car, so I don't have to worry about mph versus kph.

Q: IS your DAD keitaro? A: What?! First you thought I was Naru, now you think I'm Naru and Keitaro's daughter? You're nuts.

Q: I hear you like to prance around like an idiot! A: *prances*

Q: What would you do if you were president of the United States? A: Ummmm, that's not possible, and I'm also not qualified. But if I were, I certainly wouldn't give Hawaii to Tomo!

Q: I have this friend who has really bright red hair. And it's big too! What should I do about it? A: Red... hair? Normally I'd refer you to Miss Osaka, an experet in the field of hair elimination, but this calls for more drastic measures. I'll have to send out a special operative.

A: *sneers* *bites your friend's hand*

Q: Do coconut filled breadrolls exist? A: Only in the dreams of coconut crabs.

Q: if you lose weight you will look like tomo, i know you won't like that A: Damn, you may be right.

Q: How much sugar does tomo eat? A: Too much.

A: Butyoucanneverhavetoomuchsugar!!!

Q: What was the best breadroll you have ever eaten? A: Mellon bread rolls.

Q: You have such a stunning figure: those pipe-cleaner like arms; your flat, ovoid body; those stubby, cone-like legs. *sigh* I'm jealous! A: Thank you! I credit it all to my "No To-mah-to" diet.

Q: Isn't Osaka just so dreamy? *sighs* A: Dreamy? *sweat drops* Wellll, she sure does daydream alot.

Q: Ack! You're a vampire! *wards you off with a garlic-flavored bread roll* A: I don't like garlic. I makes my sneezes smell bad. *achoi!*

Q: Don't you think pocky is a really cute snack? A: Now that you mention it, it is pretty cute. *goes looking for some pocky*