Q: Maybe you should start drinking lots of milk, that way you could catch up to Sakaki-san! A: I already do, and I'm still shorter than everyone else my age. *sigh*

Q: what's your favorite animal? A: Sea cucmbers.

Q: Do fly's ever land in your open-mouth? A: No, because they're afraid of drowning in my drool! *jaw drop*

Q: Chiyo-chan My name is Steve and I'm an American, and I like to say that just because that it's not illegal to be in the possession of a gun in America dosen't people are running around blowing the shit out of eacher. *loads gun and shoots someone in the head and blood pools out* it's okey I'm a cop and that was a wanted man and I have my reasons so I'd like it if you'd ease off my back about it. A: *trembles* Y-y-you're not a policeman! *hides*

Q: Hail Hitler!!!! *Does Naiz salute* A: Don't do that! Hitler was a bad man.

Q: For 100 million bucks, wuold you have sex with me? A: Jeez, why do people keep asking me these sleazy questions?

A: I'd pretend that I'd have sex with him, then slip sleeping pills into his drink and make off with the money when he passed out! Bwhahahaha!!

Q: Tomo-chan? Flashes badage Nick Stanfer OF THE ICPO.We,ve had are eye on you for some time now and have seen that you have what it takes to be part of Interpol join us And I will take you to the Academy if not you can go on with your job at Magnetron Burger. the choice is yours. A: Uh-uh, I'm not falling for that trick again! Yomi put you up to this, didn't she? If you were really from ICPO, you'd throw me in jail when I did this! *tackles you*

Q: What is your favorite colour? A: Pink, because it's cute.

Q: WTF? A: Huh? Does 'wtf' have something to do with 'www'?

Q: was it really your mom who died in that accident before you showed up to save sakaki? A: Yes. *sheds a tear*

Q: Every day I sell and trade poeple like you!!! A: Oooh, a white-slaver! If I capture you, the ICPO will let me in for sure!! *tackels*

Q: Every day I sell and trade people like you!!! A: Huh? What do you mean?

Q: do you see Chiyo-chan as a little sister A: Yes. I wish I had a real little sister that I could dress up in cute dresses. *sigh*

Q: Is the hokey pokey what it's really all about? Or is it all about the Benjamins or, Yengimans? o_O;; A: Yomi is pretty hokey, but I don't see why anything would be all about her. So it must all be about me!!

Q: Hey, Osaka! How is your Popeye Impression? A: Arrrrrr...

A: No, that's not Popeye, that's a pirate.

A: He isn't a pirate? But I thoguht Popeye had plunder other ships to support his spinach habit?

Q: What is your favourite kind of pet? I love dogs most, but I love kitties, too. A: Bread rolls. They're easy to take care of, like pet-rocks, but you can snack on them if you get hungry. I tried eating a rock once and it hurt my teeth.

Q: I'm terrified of your dad! Whats with the tomatos?? A: What's Sakaki-san saying about my dad now?

Q: You know, when you were dressed as a cheerleader and Kaorin said you were cute, you seemed awfully happy about that. I'm just saying. A: Wh-wh-what are you implying?! *blushes*

Q: Can you fly with your pig tails? A: Is Osaka-san still saying that about my pigtails? I thought I'd straightened her out.

Q: Why are you so cute? A: "YRU so cute?" I didn't know people thought the Young Russian Understakers society was cute.

Q: are your pigtails real A: Yes! Anyways, what would fake pigtails be?

Q: Have you ever gotten locked in a closet with rabid squirrels who attacked at first then played poker with you? A: *eyes widen* You too?!

Q: I know you are kinda selfconscious about the size of your... um... chest. I've heard of special bra you can buy that make them look smaller. Have you considered using them? Maybe they would not draw so much attention and embarass you, that way... A: Really? Thank you for telling me.

Q: Being short isn't soo bad. And those crazy people should leave you alone. Chase them away with this hockey stick!! *hands over hockey stick* A: Thank you!! But I'm not big enough to be meanecing with a hockey stick.

Q: Mr Children or Super Monkey? A: Huh?