Q&A

chiyo Q: yu wht to be frnds ples
A: Ummm, Yukari-sensei, I don't know what that means, but I'm sure that it doesn't translate as "Gorbachev sings tractors: Turnip! Buttocks!"
yukari A: Hey, who's the English teacher here, you or me?!

sakaki Q: Did you ever become a vet?
A: I'm going to take vet training after I finish college.

chiyo Q: Hello chiyo-chan. Your so cool and your really smart too and youve inspired me to get better grades!
A: Gosh, me, an inspiration? *blushes* Thank you!!

chiyo Q: Chiyo-chan, I am not one of the freaks that you so often attract, but I do want to kill Tomo... can I?
A: Nooooo! Don't kill anyone!!

chiyo Q: Hey there Chiyo Chan! When you were in America what was your favorite movie?
A: But I haven't visited America yet.

kagura Q: Do you think that the Lord of the Rings the Return of the King is a good movie? If you have seen it who is your favorite character? I heard that the movie has gone world wide
A: Never seen it.

kagura Q: My favorite american cartoon is The Simpsons, what is yours?
A: I've never watched American cartoons, Japanese cartoons are enough for me.

chiyo Q: *Homer Simpson walks to Chiyo-chan very angry* WHY YOU LITTLE...! *Strangles Chiyo-chan*
A: Kyaaaaaa!! *pant* *pant* Oh, boy, what a scary nightmare!!

sakaki Q: Does it feel weird to have people not understand you?
A: Not weird, but uncomfortable...

chiyo Q: Please tell me your secret to becoming so smart
A: There's no secret, I just study hard!

chiyo Q: What do you think about J.R.R. Tolkien and his books
A: I'm sorry, but I've never read anything by him.

tomo Q: Tomo! We are the leaders of the USA, Japan, England, Mexico, and the United Arab Nations and we are going to tell you that you made the top on our Top 100 most wanted people!!!!
A: What?! Did Interpol put my application form into the dangerous criminal file again?! Jeez, they keep on making that same mistake over and over.

chiyo Q: Only one color but not one size, stuck at the bottom yet easily flies, presents in the sun but not in the rain, doing no harm and feeling no pain.
A: Ummmm... The sky?

tomo Q: As I was going to St.Ives, I met a man with seven wives, each wife had seven sacks, each sack had seven cats, each cat had seven kits. Kits, cats, sacks, wives, how many were going to St.Ives.
A: Seven wives? That's bigamy! I'll arrest him too!!

chiyo Q: Myyyyyyyyy........... pprreeeeeciooouuusssss............!
A: *hides behind Sakaki*

chiyo Q: Who is your favorite character in the Lord of the Rings?
A: Sorry, I'm not familiar with that series.

yomi Q: My friend is like your friend. He yells "Me El-Pimpo!" on the bus almost every day and he also sings "Outkast: Roses". Do you have any advice how I can handle him?
A: Give him a smack. It usually doesn't do any good, but it's good stress relief.

yomi Q: ME EL-PIMPO!!!
A: *SMACK!*

kagura Q: "Take that, rewind it back, Lil Jon got the beat to make your booty go smack! Take that rewind it back, Usher got the voice to make your booty go smack! Take that, rewind it back, Ludacris got the flo to make your booty go smack! Take that, rewind it back, Lil Jon got moves to make your booty go smack!"
A: What the hell?

chiyo Q: What is 2x15-5^2?
A: 5.

osaka Q: What is 2x15-5^2?
A: The question that Chiyo-chan just answered.

kagura Q: What is 2x15-5^2?
A: What're you asking me for? You just asked Chiyo-chan the same question.

tomo Q: What is 2x15-5^2?
A: Ummmm.... Ah..... Five! Yep, 5 it is!!
chiyo A: Hey, you cheated by looking at my answer!!

osaka Q: Do you still see those little bubbles in your eyes?
A: *Gaze slowly wanders around the room* Yep.

tomo Q: Do you like to play soccer?
A: Yeah! I kick the ball against the wall and it bounces right back to me. I'm sooooo awesome at that game!!