Q&A

osaka Q: How old are you?
A: The length of time I've been alive.

chiyo Q: Why exactly do you wear those pigtail-crap things?
A: Don't use language like that! And they are not like that, either!! *stamps foot and simmers angrily*

osaka Q: I think I have a crush on you! If we went out on a date what do you think we should do?
A: We couldn't go out on a date if you crush me; I wouldn't be able to breath.

tomo Q: *EXPLICTIVE* YOU!!!
A: WHAT?! Well *CENSORED* *BEEP* *CENSORED* you, buddy! Take your *BEEP* *BEEP* and- Oops, sorry, Chiyo-chan. [covers up Chiyo-chan's ears] and *CENSORED* *BEEP* with the turnip and *INVITATION TO SELF COPULATE*!!
chiyo A: O_O

chiyo Q: How's life having a yellow cat-thing as a dad?
A: *sweat-drops* Please stop listening to Sakaki-san about my father. Sometimes she gets almost as bad as Osaka-san, saying weird things like that.

tomo Q: I'm an american but I'm flat-chested.....what am I then?
A: Another imposter! *handcuffs you* Get in the patrol car with the cow impersonator!!

osaka Q: meep!
A: Nanoo-nanoo!

osaka Q: Is takoyaki made of octopus or shrimp?
A: Takoyaki are a lot smaller than octopi, so they must be made out of shrimpy octopus.

osaka Q: What would you do if you were in love but the person you like hates bread?
A: How can anyone hate bread? He must be under the control of Chiyo-chan's evil pigtails! I'll liberate Chiyo-chan's head, and then I can go on a bread-roll date with my boyfriend.

nyamo Q: Do you hate Yukari sometimes?
A: Hate? Of course not! I simply adore her, she's so much better than me, and-
nyamo A: *thwacks Yukari on head* "That... was Yukari! She lies!!"

yomi Q: Didja know sometimes dieting can actually make you fat?
A: Dammit! How am I supposed to lose weight then?!!

chiyo Q: Hi! I'm from California.......come visit the Bay Area!!
A: Thank you! ^_^ I'm planning on doing a bit of sight seeing in San Francisco on my way to Harvard.

chiyo Q: America is scary....very scary.......
A: *trembles* No it isn't! My parents say it's safe!! *hugs Tadakichi-san for comfort*

osaka Q: English is weird...pine apples aren't pine or apples ...jellyfish aren't made of jelly or are fish...and Guinea pigs aren't from Guinea and aren't pigs!!
A: But watermellons have water in them, and they're mellons. Mellons... Mmmm, mellon bread rolls. Mellon bread rolls are bread, but they aren't mellons, and they don't roll. Is there some place where mellons that are also bread roll around while they grow? I bet you'll find apples growing on pines there.

chiyo Q: Are you turning 13 this June? Because I'm turning 13 this July...
A: I turned 13 in March. But happy birthday!!

sakaki Q: Isn't Chiyo-Chan's dad so adorable?!
A: Yes. *blushes*

sakaki Q: Is Osaka dumb?
A: No, just... different.

nyamo Q: What was that "love letter" Yukari was talking about?
A: L-l-love letter? What are you talking about? Ahahahahaha!! *ahem*

kimura Q: If you say high school girls should wear swimsuits during summer, what should they wear during winter then?
A: Swimsuits! High-school girls should always swimsuits!! And during the winter the cold will make their *CENSORED*

osaka Q: woot!
A: PH33R

tomo Q: You discover that you have the power to change the way you look once forever. What do you do?
A: I'll make myself look exactly like Fujiko Mine from Lupin the III, of course!

osaka Q: Why do you daydream?
A: Because... *gets distracted looking at the dust stuck in her eyes*

osaka Q: Why do you daydream?
A: *blinks* This seems familiar. What do you call that? Veja-doo?
tomo A: Playja-foo!
osaka A: Ohhhhh, so it's like a martial art?
chiyo A: No, no, it's called "deja-vu".

chiyo Q: hi chiyo-chan! it is very nice to meet you how are you
A: I'm fine, thank you! ^_^

chiyo Q: Do you like dolls?
A: When I was younger, but now I prefer stuffed animals.