Q&A

chichi Q: You are nothing more than a giant tomato!!
A: *gasp* How dare you?!?! *turns red*

chiyo Q: Chiyo Chan, why are you so kawaiiiii?
A: *blushes* M-me, kawa-
tomo A: Me, me, I'm kawaii!!
chiyo A: Don't answer other people's questions!
yukari A: You two might be kawaii, but it takes a woman like me to be beautiful.
chiyo A: *sigh*

tomo Q: Look! A watermelon!
A: Quick, I need a need a baseball bat! Or a stick! Damn, there's nothing... *picks up Chiyo-chan's book-bag and bashes the watermelon with it*
chiyo A: My book-bag!!

chiyo Q: I got a question. If you did go to America, and you got kidnapped. Who would save you?
A: Tadakichi-san would chase off the kidnappers!

yomi Q: Why do you humour yourself with Osaka's ditziness?
A: Because her ditziness can be amusing sometimes.

yukari Q: Can I treat you to sake and steak tonight?
A: Yes, but it has to be aged, single barrel, expensive sake! And Matsuzaka beef! I do have standards, you know!

tomo Q: moo?
A: You're not a real cow, so you must be a cow impersonator! Criminal! I arrest you!!

yomi Q: Did you ever promised each other you would go to Tokyo U together?
A: This isn't Love Hina! Though I do wish I had Naru's figure.
ouyama A: I wish I was the manager of a girl's dorm.

kaorin Q: I think that Kimura-sensei should be fired! Are you with me?
A: Yes!!!!

kamineko Q: Stop biting poor Sakaki! She just wants to be friends wit you! *tapes mouth closed*
A: *dodges tape and bites your hand*

kimura Q: Zombie high-school girls are coming for you! To eat your brains!!
A: Are they wearing swim suits?

yukari Q: Considering that everyone is answering these questions in English, do you feel any less special now?
A: What?! I'll have you know that I translate all of these questions into Japanese, and then translate the answers back! And sometimes I mess up the trasnlations for Nyamo's questions and answers to make her look dumb.

kimura Q: Why do you like high school girls?
A: 'Cuz they're high-school girls!

kimura Q: Why are you OBSESSED with teen-aged girls? It's creepy!
A: I told you, 'cuz they're high-school girls! All the other teachers like 'em too, I'm just the only one honest enough to admit it.

chiyo Q: Happy happy birthday! Happy birthday to me!
A: Sakaki-san! Kimura-sensei is being creepy at me!!

osaka Q: Why are you flying?
A: Flying? *puzzled lookd* I don't fly, it's Chiyo-chan that flys. So why... *startled look* Chiyo-chan's pigtails must have attached to my head while I was sleeping and flew me around! Their nefarious plans must be coming close to fruition!

yukari Q: Son of a bitch! You bastard, you almost killed me with your f*ing crazy driving!
A: You were the one who almost killed me! I swear, it's like I'm the only decent driver in all of Japan!!

tomo Q: Will you go out with me?
A: Only if you don't talk about yourself. Boys always do that, yacking on and on about themselves. It's much more interesting to talk all about ME!

osaka Q: So... why is the sky up?
A: The ground is already down, so the sky can't be there too, or it would be too crowded. But why is the ground down? Down... When you're feeling down, you're feeling blue, right? But the sky must feel blue, since it is blue. So it feels down, right? But even though it's feeling down, the ground won't let it be down, because it's hogging the downess. That's pretty selfish of it.

kimura Q: If your wife ever became a teacher, and started oogling young high school boys(or... girls?) how would you react? Would you support her?
A: Certainly! Having things like that in common makes for a strong marriage!

yukari Q: Yukari is an English teacher, so she'll marry and get richer!!
A: Ohohoho! But of course! Hear that, Nyamo? You're going to wind up a poor old maid!

nyamo Q: I'm the chicken, and you're the green onions; do you get it now?
A: Yukari, you really shouldn't be translating these questions while you're drunk.

tomo Q: how are you
A: Fine! Super fine!! Super-duper fine! Super-super-super-etc-etc...

?
Q: Your question here
To: Who are you asking?
chichi A: Indeed, who are you asking? *changes colors*
tomo A: Oooh, me, me, me! I'll answer! The answer is... Wait, what's the question?
chiyo A: Maybe it's like a Zen koan?
osaka A: Is that like an ice-cream koan?
chiyo A: *sweat drops*
osaka A: If they left it as "Who are you asking?", is that like mail that's addressed to "Resident"? I used to take all of our mail addressed to "Resident" to the local hospital, so that the resident physicians could answer it, until they told me that's not what it meant. Do you think that an intern could answer "Your question here"?

osaka Q: I love you
A: Huh? "I love U"? You love the letter "U"? *shakes head sadly* That will only end in heart-break: the letter "U" is already involved in a sordid afair with "Z".