Q: have you hit the info like a flaming sac of crap?
A: Obviously you have come to me for help with your English skills! BEHOLD! FLY ABOVE IT ALL!

Q: are those stockings you wear actually allowed as part of school uniform?
A: Hey, if Kagura can wear purple socks, I can wear these.

Q: *spins* whoa! *stops spining* it's such a lovely gathering of pies and pie people. like to give a shout out to lemon potatoe there.*shakes head* dang, i should spin slower! do you think i should spin slower?
A: Yes, when you're talking about lemon potatoes, you should always spin slower. *nods intelligently*

Q: Are you Sakaki's father?
A: No, I certainly hope not. *stares at Sakaki*

Q: Oh, man. I knew you had crap for brains, but, I mean, it's like the crap in your brains has crap for brains!
A: Hey, you try figuring out what the heck these people are asking me!

Q: Do you want to have wild animal sex with me?
A: O_O; No... I don't even know who you are.

Q: eh? wha? huh? what are you talking about?
A: Ah... nothing.

Q: Why are you so cute?
A: Eh heh heh... because everyone just seems to think so. I don't know why! Thank you, though! ^_^

Q: I'm an adult, and I'm planning on moving to Japan. Will you be my friend?
A: Well, if you need some help finding your way around, I guess I could help you out!

Q: hey *belches* dude! hows about we play halo on xbox? *belches*
A: You supply the games and whatever's making you belch, and I'll play! I'll even invite Yomi so I can shoot her! Bwaahaha!

Q: Why are you weird Tomo? Its my job to be weird!!
A: I think it's really Osaka's job to be weird.

Q: Hey! JUST SO YOUUU KNOW ! I>M MORE HYPER THAN YOU!!!!!!
A: No way! I'm the genki girl! You got that, the!

Q: Can you help me out on my math? I am having trouble
A: Sure! Maybe we should form a study group with everybody else that's having problems!

Q: How Much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
A: Anouu... I was already asked this question. A lot?

Q: why do you like high school girls? I'm going to be in middle school next year and the high school so can you please stop liking high school girls? pleeasse?
A: But high school girls are so... *jawdrop*

Q: Hey Sakaki do you like sailor moon? i f you do there are three cats who's names areLuna, Diana, and Artemus
A: I remember watching it when I was younger. I like the cats a lot.

Q: Hey! So what's the name of the school where you teach? By the way, you ROCK!!!
A: Oh ho ho, I can't tell you that. I don't need more stalkers!

Q: Do you like cheese?
A: It's good, but why do we always say cheese when getting a picture taken? Were the first cameras made from cheese?

Q: So, how do you like high school?
A: It's a lot of fun, thanks!

Q: How old are you?
A: I am twelve now. I started high school at age ten. ^_^

Q: Why do you keep petting Kamineko?
A: Because he looks so cute every time...

Q: What do you think of iguanas? I think they're adorable!! Especially baby ones!!
A: I've never seen one in person, but I don't usually think reptiles are cute. Maybe a baby one would be...

Q: why are you so mean to little kids
A: o_o Who told you that? I love little kids!

Q: ptoo! *spits out a bead* ptoey! *spits out another bead* man, i'm bored! let's play mechassult.
A: Nah, let's go drinkin'. And get Nyamo to pay!

Q: I love you!! Will you go out with me?!
A: Do you love me or the city of Osaka? Because it's confusing even to me.