Q: How do you manage to type with boxing gloves on?
A: Use a keyboard with giant keys.

Q: Can I be your slave??? PLEASE!!!!!?
A: Yes. Go get me some bread so I can eat it in front of Yomi!

Q: Heheh. You have quite a nerve challenging me. -waves pencil threateningly- Any last words?
A: Maybe you should try challenging Chiyo-chan. If that pencil can write the right answers on the upcoming test, you might be able to at least tie her genius.

Q: Mihama-sempai!! Please help me, I forgot the Quadratic Equation!
A: That is why I always take notes. ^_^ It's x = -b ± the square root of (bČ-4ac) all divided by 2a.

Q: Who do you think would look the cutest with a Necoconeco on their head?
A: Everybody... but Chiyo-chan would look the cutest. *blushes while imagining it*

Q: *tampers with bathroom scale and mirrors* There, now do you believe that you're not fat?
A: Waaaaah! What is this, a funhouse mirror?! I look 3 feet tall and 300 pounds! Argh, I need a new diet!

Q: Tadakichi-san, my dog wants to ask you something!
A: The answer is woof.

Q: Okay, I have to know. Which do consider to be the cuter outfit for Chiyo-chan: the kitty outfit that you imagined her wearing, or the penguin outfit from the second cultural festival?
A: The penguin outfit is cuter, because it actually exists. I want to ask her to wear it again someday...

Q: What would happen if one day you turned into Sakaki's right hand (as in a human being in the place of a hand)?
A: I would be so happy! I could just die thinking about it! To be so close to Sakaki-san all the time... *sighs*

Q: Er, hate to break it to you there, sensei, but you know that girl who you were peeping at earlier today? Yeah, that wasn't a girl.
A: *jawdrop*

Q: Is tomo a boy? she shure acts like one
A: She may be just Japanese when it comes to chest size, but I think she's still a girl. There's nothing wrong with being either Japanese or a girl.

Q: is it me or does Kimura's daughter look like sakaki?
A: Maybe it's Sakaki-chan that looks like Kimura-sensei's daughter?

Q: why didnt mr.tadakichi chase maya, he is a cat
A: Tadakichi-san is a good dog, that's why! He's friendly to cats!

Q: how come I never saw anyone's mother or father in the manga or anime
A: Are you reading manga and watching anime where the story is about orphans? I've seen anime with parents in it, before. Though either is good.

Q: sakaki, why dont you let the black cat (the one that bites you) bite you on the left hand and then while he's biteing, pet him with the right hand?
A: Thanks, but I did try that.

Q: I see dead people
A: Are you standing in front of a cemetary? I had a similar experience once. I kept seeing lots of dead animals, but then I realized that I was standing in front of a butcher shop.

Q: Do you have any friends
A: Yes, I have great friends.

Q: I love cats but I'm allergic to them... could you date a boy like me?
A: Ahh, I don't know...

Q: Hey,...wanna come over?...we cuold tell stories...and stuff...then eat pop corn and...wait...do you guys feel like comin' all the way down to amarica?...cuz i dont think its nice to ask someone to come over and not have them know where to go...
A: Anou... as class rep, I was elected to answer this question for everybody. ^_^ It sounds fun, but America is awfully far away, and we have homework to do. Sorry!

Q: Hey, i was listening you CD ^^, you have a really great voice, but when you drastically become happy, your voice is not good -_-. hehehe, well. That was one of the chapters :P. Your voice is nice!
A: You liked my singing? I knew someone would! Thank you!

Q: DO U LIKE CATS?
A: *blush* A little...

Q: why do you get so upset when you lose?
A: Hey, I never lose! Second place is the silver medal in the Olympics!

Q: Why do you daydream so much?
A: Because I sleep a lot.

Q: Do you think I'll get into High School?
A: Sure, it's easy!

Q: Those CD's you borrowed from Yomi... which ones were they?
A: Come to think of it, I don't remember! Heh heh!