Q: Hello, my name is Stephen..I really like DDR *grin* would you be my friend? *blush* :)
A: You like DDR? Uhh, how about I become your rival?

Q: What you would do if i was a new transfer student and i was something that you all liked but only you could see it but the rest of the girls would see me as something they like...for example Sakaki would see me as some cute animal and Osaka would see me as a bread roll 0.o
A: Anouu... I don't know. I'd welcome you as a new transfer student, no matter who or what you were. ^_^;

A: The new transfer student is a giant melon bread? Ehhh? Was her father a baker? Did her mother have a bun in the oven?

A: *blush* Can.. can I pet you?

A: Hey, who is that incredibly beautiful, smart girl that looks very much like Fujiko? Why, that's... me! Who cloned me?!

A: That's a nice looking pork bun... *gulp* My diet... but sugar is necessary in moderate amounts, right?

A: I'm not telling you what I see. It's personal.

A: Wh-wha? *rubs eyes* Sa-Sakaki-san has a twin sister?! UWAAAAAAAAA!!! *faints*

A: Oh, I'm included in this one? ^_^ I'd welcome my new friend that doesn't desert me every time Sakaki-san is nearby!

Q: Hello, Sakaki-sama! My kitty Rambo sats hello too, don't worry though he doesn't bite! I was wondering have you ever read Marmalade Boy, or Wish?
A: No, I haven't, sorry. Your cat doesn't bite? Can I pet him? But it won't be funny if he bites me.

Q: Why do you think your fat, you're beautiful! My friend said I was as pretty as you!^^ Then she said I had Osaka's brain...
A: *blush* Thanks... but I think your friend is just trying to insult you.

Q: Which do you prefer to be called Ayumu or Osaka? Also I think I'm your mind twin, meaning we share the same brain!!
A: Ayumu... that sounds kinda familiar, but why? And why do you have my brain? I need it back, please. It's hard to answer these questions without it.

Q: Kimura-sensei...what would you do if your lovely wife found out about your little obsession? If she knows about it, don't you ever worry that she's secretly hurt by it? What would you do then? ;_; A: She knows and understands my love of high school girls. And she knows that I would never hurt my Love Wife!

Q: Has anyone ever mentioned you look alot like Ciel?
A: Erm, no, nobody has. Thank you, I think!

Q: On the way to St. Ives, I met a man with 7 wives, each wife had seven sacks, each sack had 7 cats. Counting sacks, cats, and wives, how many were going to St. Ives?
A: One, but why are there so many cats in sacks? Is it a custom of St. Ives? Are they going to throw them all off a bridge?
A: N-No! *runs away sobbing*

Q: Every Spring the stray cats my neighbors feed have kittens. If you'd like you can visit me in America and take a cute little kitten home with you and have Chiyo-chan watch it until you move. You could also play with my dog. She is a little Jack Russell Terrier named Remmie. I hope you can take a kitten, or find someone nice to take one. They need a nice home.
A: *nods firmly* Yes. I'll do my best to help them find happy homes and lives. I can't take one, though, because my mother is allergic, and Chiyo-chan is already taking care of Maya for me.

Q: How is high school?
A: I'm having a great time! Thanks! ^_^

Q: Are you shy?
A: A little...

Q: Do your wife or daughter like high-school girls as much as you do?
A: No, but my wife is very friendly to them! I love her so!

Q: How did you become friends with Tomo?
A: When we were very young in grade school, she actually shared her bread with me.

Q: Why dont you be your normal self and like animals in public?
A: I do. But I'm just shy about it sometimes...

Q: Are you really a cat?
A: *shakes and turns an angry red color* Are you saying that I'm not a cat?

Q: do your pigtails really come off?
A: o_o; *sigh* My life would be easier if everybody stopped taking Osaka-san seriously all the time...

Q: will you teach me how to study?
A: Sure! Bring your notebook and supplies to my house after school!

Q: Can you please take over America???
A: I'm trying. Geez, even amazing people need time!

Q: This isn't really a question, but you should have more fans. You're really cool!
A: There definitely aren't enough Tomo Takino fanclubs. You should start some!

Q: So, when you offered sakaki the tomato, I think it was kind of like the "tree of the knowledge of good and evil" in the bible. What do you think of that? Also, why did you dislike it's red color? I think that's because red is the color of blood and thus associated with our animal past...But you have to know your animal side to gain higher knowledge, right?
A: To-ma-toes are important to eat. That is what I think, even though they are so red. Red is a color you will learn more about when you discover your animal side. I have discovered mine. It's a cat.

Q: When is your birthday and what do you want?
A: Well, what a coincidence. My birthday is tomorrow! I'd like a new cell phone, please! One that you can play games on! You can never have enough things to keep you from homework.

Q: Um....um...SATA ANDAGI!!
A: Sata andagi! Sata andagi! Sata andagi! Eh heh heh!

Q: My grandma has about 30 cats, wanna come?
A: Thirty cats? *buries face in hands, shaking*

Q: SWIPER NO SWIPING!!
A: Que?

Q: If i had breadrolls, not the cream type. Would you go out with me? you are really cute ^_^
A: Will you always have bread rolls, or will they run out soon? They always do in the end. Come back, bread rolls!