The Secret Diary of Kaorin


Day 1
I can't believe it! I got a 72 on my English test today! That was two points better than Miss Sakaki! Maybe, just maybe, she'll start to ask me for help from now on!

Bad news--Kimura is chaperoning the Astronomy Camp again this summer. Why, oh why, is my very existance so cursed with his very existance?

Still not cool like Miss Sakaki.

Day 2
Another ho-hum day at school. Managed to avoid Kimura, but was unsucessful in getting close to Miss Sakaki. Heard that total B' Kagura invite Miss Sakaki to a baseball game. Fortunatly, Miss Sakaki declined, due to a wedding. Must find out location of this wedding, and crash it.

Still not cool like Miss Sakaki.

Day 3
Sadness. I was hoping to be allowed to video tape the swimming practice today (before Tomo goes and breaks the camcorder for good), but Ms. Kurosawa said no, out of fear that Kimura would do likewise. Miss Sakaki seemed disapointed. Kagura seemed happy. This is odd, as I was going to give it to Miss Kurosawa as a training aid for Kagura and the rest of the swim team.

You know, the more I think about it, the more I agree that Kagura and Kimura were meant for each other (snigger).

To top it off, that doofus Tomo challenged Kagura to a swim race. Even I'm not that dumb.

Still not cool like Miss Sakaki, or stacked like Kagura.

Day 4
Yomi seemed a little weird today. I bet that loudmouth Tomo told her she was fat again. I swear, if they didn't make the perfect couple, I'd tell Yomi to totally thrattle Tomo.

Had a night star-viewing party w/ the astronomy club. The stars were beautiful, like Miss Sakaki's eyes. The Auroa shone, light the light reflecting off of Miss Sakaki's hair. Sigh. Bliss.

Ran into that bimbo, Kagura, on my way home. I will give her credit for all that hard work she puts in swimming and running. Still, I couldn't help but call her Queen of the Bonkuras when she referred to my quest for the heart of Miss Sakaki. That shut her up right away.

Feel a bit cooler, but not quite up to Miss Sakaki's level.

Day 5
Why on earth do they have to refer to it as "Kaorin & Chihiro's Group"? I'm bigger than that! At any rate, Miss Sakaki is so cute when she blushes. Must remember to encourage Osaka to embarass Miss Sakaki more.

Poor Chiyo-chan. She tries, and would be pretty good against others her age, but just can't keep up athletically with us. I'm not quite sure what Osaka's excuse is, though.

Not cool like Miss Sakaki yet.

Day 6
Shock and outrage! While making sure Miss Sakaki's house was safe today, Osaka came over. I'm not sure what they talked about (must invest in long-range microphones), but I clearly saw the two of them hug afterwards!

Why, Kami-sama, why!

Suddenly could care less about being cool.